Mystery Crochet Pattern

Another free pattern coming your way!

So just a head's up, this SHOULD be for 18+ but who am I to gatekeep anything, let's dive in!

Materials you'll need

• darning needle

• scissors

• stuffing

• light/medium/bulky/super bulky yarn

• 3.5-9mm crochet hook (whatever your preference or yarn calls for)

• stitch marker

• probably a podcast, show, or audiobook for the next hour or so

Abbreviations you'll see

• SM - stitch marker

• SC - single crochet

• MC/MR - magic circle/magic ring

• INC - increase (2 in the same stitch)

• DEC - decrease (I prefer an invisible decrease but do you)

• ST - stitch

• SS/SLST - slip stitch

• (x)*_ - repeat the parentheses _ number of times

• F/O - fasten off

• LLT - leave a long tail (yk, for sewing)

• [x] - number of stitches in the round

I have a deep appreciation for dark humor and I find joy in finding the perfect gag gift for my friends. I enjoy the process of making a gift myself as it adds a personal touch to it. Recently, I came up with a shape design that can easily go unnoticed or can be deliberately made obvious. It is a simple pattern that can have various modifications, making it a versatile gift. I believe that omitting any names or nicknames for this pattern has added to the mystery and the fun. It is exciting to see how my friends react to any gift. I am always on the lookout for new ideas to make the perfect gift that will bring a smile to my friends' faces.

Let us begin 😊

4sc in mr ; if you struggle with the magic ring you can always do a ch2 and then proceed as normal, don't worry we don't judge here ❤️ [4]

(sc, inc)*2 [6]

(sc, inc)*3 [9]

(2sc, inc)*3 [12]

(3sc, inc)*3 [15]

(4sc, inc)*3 [18]

(5sc, inc)*3 [21]

(6sc, inc)*3 [24]

Sc around for 4 rounds [24]

(2sc, dec)*6 [18]

(sc, dec)*6 [12] start stuffing

(sc, dec)*4 [8]

Sc around for 5 rounds [8] stuff as you go, use a pencil or wooden dowl to help get the stuffing into tight spaces

(sc, inc)*4 [12]

(2sc, inc)*4 [16]

(3sc, inc)*4 [20]

(4sc, inc)*4 [24]

(5sc, inc)*4 [28]

Sc around for 1 round [28]

(3sc, dec)*5, 3sc [23]

(sc, dec)*7, 2sc [16]

(dec)*8 [8]

F/O LLT going through each front loop, pull tightly closed, and do a simple securing knot. Using the remaining, sew the base closed and tight together starting at the [8] and then working to the [28] keeping everything flat.

NOT FOR USE!! Please do not send me any kind of messages asking if it is safe to use. NO, it is not. It is made of yarn and stuffing. Please DO NOT USE THIS ON YOURSELF OR ANYONE ELSE!

I hope you had fun making this mystery crochet plushie! I encourage you to make, post photos of your finished plushie, and share this pattern but ask that you credit me ❤️ This pattern took 2 days to make. I did not post a tester call, instead, I tested this pattern out myself and have (20 of these lying around, lol seriously)